At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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