I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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