I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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