So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My vagina is officially offended.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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