I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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