the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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