a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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