her vagine was all disorganized.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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