My nipple is on Facebook.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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