But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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