i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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