so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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