i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
