Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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