We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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