Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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