thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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