i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I pour the whiskey from now on
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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