does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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