windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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