My underwear smells like fireworks.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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