her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Randomize
