One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Of course I have a pirate flag
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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