I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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