Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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