You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.