He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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