New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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