Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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