what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
