I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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