I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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