thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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