All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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