Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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