youre lurking in front of me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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