ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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