He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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