No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.