Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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