Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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