sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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