hotel room ftw
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
