Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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