all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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