the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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