What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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