i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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