you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize