Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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