Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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