Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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