Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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