Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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