her vagine was all disorganized.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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