There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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