That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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