This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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